Wendy Audition

[14:10]  < wendy_ > hey, what do i do lmao? [14:10]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Hello [14:10]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition [14:10]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for. [14:11]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > (Only one at a time) [14:12]  < wendy_ > OstianWendy, Mary & Ellody [14:12]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Anyway, let's begin [14:12]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy. [14:13]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality? [14:14]  < wendy_ > Nope, not at all [14:14]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you're grammar? [14:15]  < wendy_ > around 9. [14:15]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice. [14:15]  < wendy_ > No [14:15]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot? [14:16]  < wendy_ > Um, I have time zone and schedule issues but I should be ok. I'll notify when I might be busy/unavailable. [14:16]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Good answer. [14:16]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Next will be the roleplaying segment. [14:17]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Please make a opening confessional with the Geniuses. [14:18]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Well, Mary and I are both extremely intelligent, I'll have you know. Certified geniuses in fact... [14:18]  < wendy_ > Mary: And we may not have the best social or physical skills, but we're here to outwit and outsmart the others. [14:19]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Shouldn't be too difficult. *laughs and snorts* [14:19]  < wendy_ > Mary: Indeed. *laughs* [14:19]  < wendy_ > ~end~ [14:20]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Now we will get into team on team interaction. [14:20]  ==  DerpyandDawn has changed nick to  Vegans [14:21]  < @ Vegans  > (this will take place during the spice picking challenge in Morracco* [14:21]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: *at the same time as Ellody* Cumin, Cinnamon, Paprika, Saffron and Ginger! [14:23]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: Oh hi. That was surprisingly elementary. [14:23]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Hmm, seems we're on the same page about this. [14:23]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Thank you. *snorts* Natural instinct! And logic. [14:24]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: *smiles* [14:24]  < @  Vegans  > Miles: Wait, we have to go to the next part of the challenge! [14:25]  < @  Vegans  > (Geniuses and Vegans reach the tip box* [14:25]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: *reading* We have to... r-ride camels? [14:25]  < @ Vegans  > Miles: *gasps* That is NOT ethical! [14:26]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Indeed we do. My physique isn't the greatest, so I'm not well suited to this kind of thing. [14:26]  < wendy_ > Mary: We should help each other out on this particular endeavour. What do you say? [14:26]  < @ Vegans  > Laurie: (CONF: Desserts are really hot, and I feel bad for our camel :[ we should launch a stop riding camels campaign!) [14:26]  < @  Vegans  > Miles: (CONF: Hmm, like take hikes not humps!) [14:27]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: (CONF: ... Or maybe not ...) [14:27]  < @  Vegans  > Laurie: *grabs her camel by it's collar* Oh well :[ [14:27]  < wendy_ > Mary: You can do it. Just imagine the camels you can save if you happen to win the money. [14:28]  < @ Vegans  > Miles: *to the Geniuses disgusted* Take hikes! NOT humps! [14:28]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Seriously? Well, ok. We'll leave you guys to the camel mistreatment. [14:29]  < wendy_ > Mary: (CONF) Oh, Ellody, you got them good. Your social skills are improving! [14:29]  < @ Vegans  > Miles: *gasps* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?! [14:29]  < wendy_ > Ellody: (CONF) *snorts* My gratitude. [14:30]  < @ Vegans  > Laurie: *shrugs* It's okay Miles, let's go. The goddess of karma will bite them in the butt sooner or later. [14:30]  < @ Vegans  > Miles: *nods* We should name our camel Gregg! [14:30]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Karma? You believe in that? Oh dear, Mary. Maybe it's not such a good idea to ally with such people after all... [14:30]  < wendy_ > Mary: Let's leave them until they actually decide to be logical! [14:31]  < @ Vegans  > Miles: *turns back* Ally? What is that... Whatever! [14:31]  < @ Vegans  > Laurie: Let's go. The vibes of them is making me feel nauseated... [14:31]  < wendy_ > Ellody: Goodbye, until next time. [14:31]  < @ Vegans  > Vegans: *leave* [14:31]  < @  Vegans  > --END-- [14:32]  < @  Vegans  > Thanks for auditioning! Now please leave. [14:32]  ==   wendy_  [bcdd0199@gateway/web/freenode/ip.188.221.1.153] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [14:34] ==  Vegans has changed nick to  DerpyandDawn [14:35] ==   Wendy_  [bcdd0199@gateway/web/freenode/ip.188.221.1.153] has joined ==  DerpyandDawn has changed nick to  Daters [14:45]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: *arguing with Ryan on the plane* Ugh! What is the MATTER with you? You totally are ignoring me... I HATE IT! [14:45]  < @ Daters  > Ryan: *mocking* Ugh what is the matter with you? I hate it! [14:45]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: *yelling* STOP IT! [14:46]  < Wendy_ > Katie: *looks at the Daters* Wow... I'm glad we've never argued like that, Sadie! [14:46]  < Wendy_ > Sadie: Oh my gosh, it's because we love each other too much. [14:46]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: *glares at Katie* EXCUSE ME? [14:46]  < Wendy_ > Katie: What, what did I say? [14:46]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: OUR RELATIONSHIP IS PERFECTLY HEALTHY! [14:47]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: YOU TWO NEVER FIGHT CAUSE YOU ARE PRACTICALLY HAVE THE SAME BRAIN! [14:47]  < @ Daters  > Ryan: *mocking* You practically have the same brain! [14:47]  < Wendy_ > Sadie & Katie: Oh my gosh, EXCUSE ME? [14:47]  < Wendy_ > Katie: We, like, have totally different brains. [14:47]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: No you don't! [14:48]  < Wendy_ > Sadie: Just because you have a pea for a brain doesn't mean you can make fun of us! [14:48]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: *gasps* EXCUSE YOU?! [14:48]  < @ Daters  > Ryan: *laughs* Nice one! [14:48]  < Wendy_ > Katie: And we're like, mentally linked. It's true. Our friend told us. [14:48]  < Wendy_ > Sadie: *smiles at Ryan* [14:48]  < Wendy_ > (CONF) Sadie: Oh my gosh, Ryan is soooo dreamy! [14:48]  < Wendy_ > (CONF) Katie: I know, right? But I saw him first. [14:49]  < Wendy_ > (CONF) Sadie: We can share him! Eeeee! [14:49]  < @ Daters  > Stephanie: (CONF: Why were you looking at them?) [14:49]  < @  Daters  > Ryan: (CONF: Cause they were making fun of you?) [14:50]  < @  Daters  > Stephanie: (CONF: Shut up! Who asked you?) [14:50]  < @  Daters  > --END-- [14:50]  < @  Daters  > Okay [14:50] ==  Daters has changed nick to  DerpyandDawn [14:50]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Please leave, we will do your Vegans audition later. Thanks for auditioning! [14:51]  < Wendy_ > :) [15:27]  < @  DerpyandDawn > Hello  [15:27]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Tell me your name and who you are auditioning for. [15:29]  < OstianWendy > OstianWendy, Laurie & Miles [15:29]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Okay. [15:29]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Will they be in a relationship? [15:29]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Yes or no should suffice. [15:29]  < OstianWendy > Nah [15:30]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Okay [15:30]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Make a opening confessional for them please. [15:35]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: I'm Laurie, a dedicated activist for all kinds of animals, plants and bacterium! [15:35]  < OstianWendy > Miles: We're officially members of nearly every conservation society in the world! [15:36]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: Miles here is a dedicated vegan, like me. [15:36]  < OstianWendy > Miles: No ant is going to be mistreated under my watch. [15:36]  < OstianWendy > --End-- [15:37]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Okay. [15:37]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Next will be team on team interaction. [15:37]  ==  DerpyandDawn has changed nick to  BromanceBoys [15:37]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Geoff: *on the plane throwing pretzels* [15:38]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: Woah dude! That's totally boss! [15:38]  < @ BromanceBoys  > (pretzels land in Laurie and Miles hair) [15:38]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: Ugh! These had better be vegan pretzels. [15:39]  < OstianWendy > Miles: And if it says that  no animals were harmed in the making of the packaging, then whatever. But if it doesn't... [15:40]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Geoff: Ahw crap, dude! No more pretzels! [15:40]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Brody: Oh, I will go get it brocito! *runs to go find pretzels* [15:41]  < OstianWendy > Miles: We'll buy you some vegan burritos when we can! :) [15:41]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Brody: *sees Laurie and Miles* Woah dude! You guys have so many pork rind pretzels in your hair dudes! *laughs* [15:41]  < OstianWendy > Miles: Wait... Pork rind! [15:41]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: *faints* [15:41]  < OstianWendy > Miles: Oh... Laurie... She's distraught! Look what you've done. :( [15:42]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Geoff: *walks to Brody* Woah dude, cool it. They are like veterinarians or something! [15:42]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Brody: *blank face* ... [15:42]  < OstianWendy > Miles: Vegans! >:( [15:42]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Geoff: They like, don't eat meat and stuff? [15:43]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: Oh! *snorts* Right. :P [15:43]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: *wakes* Ahhh! [15:43]  < OstianWendy > Miles: It's ok Laurie! [15:43]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: But... Those poor pigs. [15:43]  < OstianWendy > Miles: It may have been artificial pork or something. Don't worry [15:43]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: It's okay dudette! [15:44]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: If you say so. [15:44]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: It says it's like, not all natural and stuff! [15:44]  < OstianWendy > Miles: But some of it is? [15:44]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: Oh sorry. All of it is. Sorry I bro'd that up *laughs* [15:45]  < OstianWendy > Miles: D: [15:46]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: Seriously?!?! Have you ever considered how many animals they kill for this kind of stuff> [15:46]  < OstianWendy > ?* [15:47]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: :/ What kind of stuff? [15:47]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Geoff: Like pigs dude. [15:48]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Brody: OHH! I see. *laughs* Pigs are fun. [15:49]  < OstianWendy > Laurie: And they shouldn't be killed for food [15:49]  < OstianWendy > Miles: I hope you guys learned a lesson... :( [15:49]  < @ BromanceBoys  > Geoff: *sees a bird hit the window* [15:49]  < @  BromanceBoys  > Brody: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE FEAR!!!! [15:49]  < @  BromanceBoys  > --END--
 * 1) td-camp [14:36]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Hello [14:36]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition [14:36]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for. [14:36]  < Wendy_ > Ostianwendy, Katie & Sadie [14:37]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy. [14:37]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality? [14:37]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you're grammar? [14:37]  < @  DerpyandDawn  >  3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice. [14:38]  < Wendy_ > 1. No. [14:38]  < Wendy_ > 2. 9 [14:38]  < Wendy_ > 3. Yeah [14:39]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Okay, sub-question, with who? [14:40]  < Wendy_ > I don't really know; I'll wait and see. I could let Sadie/Katie get a crush on a character they interact a bit with and take it from there. [14:40]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Good answer. [14:40]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot? [14:41]  < Wendy_ > My schedule/timezone can cause issues. But I should be fine. I'll notify when I can't be there [14:41]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Next will be the roleplaying segment. [14:41]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Please make a opening confessional for your team, and please give your team a name (IE: Best Friends, Fashion Bloggers, etc.) [14:42]  < Wendy_ > Katie: Eeee! I'm like, so excited to be on reality TV again! [14:42]  < Wendy_ > Sadie: Oh my gosh, me too! We're the BFFFFLs, if you didn't know, and we were TOTALLY robbed on TDI. [14:43]  < Wendy_ > Katie: I know, right? I mean, you did so bad without me but when it was both of us we were amazing! [14:43]  < Wendy_ > Sadie: Wait, what? [14:43]  < Wendy_ > Katie: Nothing! [14:43]  < Wendy_ > -End- [14:44]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Now we will get into team on team interaction. [14:44]