Booty Audition

[09:17]  < @ BlakeMegido > Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for. [09:18]  < Bootylicious13 > ;; My sister shovessels me out of the chair so she can get on a lot.... My alias is Bootykicious13 (Actual name is Anabel), and I'm auditioning for the cadets and Geniuses. [09:18]  < Bootylicious13 > *shoves [09:18] ==   Niksdorfv  [49e3ba9c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.227.186.156] has joined ==  Niksdorfv was kicked from ==   Niksdorfv  [49e3ba9c@gateway/web/freenode/ip.73.227.186.156] has joined ==  Niksdorfv was kicked from ==  DerpyandDawn has changed nick to  Jacques|Josee [09:32]  < Bootylicious13 > (Oh mai.) [09:33]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > (This will take place after the Cadets came in first in France) [09:34]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > Josee: *running* You unethical Cadets will taste the dirt! [09:34]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : You see, Ice Flunkers? We're just better than you, and you can kiss the million and our butts a-bye-bye. [09:35]  < Bootylicious13 > Sanders : We played well, and we won. Get over it. [09:36]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > Josee: *glares* You may have won THAT leg, but we shall take the GOLD! [09:36]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > Jacques: Mais oui! [09:36]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : Yeah, sure you will. [09:37]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > Jacques: Oops! *trips Sanders and runs* [09:38]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > Josee & Jacques: *evil laughter* [09:38]  < Bootylicious13 > Sanders: Agh! *gets up after a couple moments* Why, you.. [09:38]  < @ Jacques|Josee  > Josee: (CONF: We aren [09:38]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : Come BACK HERE! *Chases Jacques and Josee* [09:38]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > *We aren't bad people. [09:39]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > Jacques: (CONF: Yeah, we just want to win!) [09:39]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > Josee: (CONF: And crush everyone's dreams on the way!) [09:39]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > Josee: What's wrong Lady Cops? Feeling a little uneasy? *running* [09:40]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : When i catch you, I'm going to ruin you and your little attitude! [09:40]  < @  Jacques|Josee  > --END-- [09:47]  Ellody - We're geniuses-the name speaks for itself. We can outthink, outwit, and consequently outperform any of the teams we'll be facing.
 * 1) td-camp [09:18]  < Niksdorfv > hey [09:18]
 * 1) td-camp  by  BlakeMegido  [wibble] [09:19]  < @ BlakeMegido > Which one would you like to audition for first? [09:19]  < Bootylicious13 > Eh...I guess the Cadets, please? [09:20]  < @ BlakeMegido > I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy. [09:20]  < @ BlakeMegido > 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality? [09:20]  < Bootylicious13 > Yes sir. ;3; [09:20]  < Bootylicious13 > No. [09:20]  < Bootylicious13 > No. [09:20]  < Bootylicious13 >  O. [09:20]  < @ BlakeMegido > 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your grammar? [09:20]  < Bootylicious13 > I was staying yes that you could ask questions. [09:21]  < @ BlakeMegido > Yeah, I guessed. [09:21]  < Bootylicious13 > 8, I suppose?  It's much better when I'm on my desktop. [09:21]  < @ BlakeMegido > 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice. [09:21]  < Bootylicious13 > Hm...possibly so, yes. [09:22]  < @ BlakeMegido > 4. How well will your attendance be if you do get the spot? [09:23]  < Bootylicious13 > I hope that it will be acceptable! I'm not sure what timezones you all are in, but I hope that it won't be an issue.... [09:23]  < @ BlakeMegido > Okay. [09:23]  < @ BlakeMegido > Next is the roleplaying segment. [09:24]  < @ BlakeMegido > Please create an opening confessional for the Cadets right here. [09:24]  < @ BlakeMegido > In script format, so: [09:24]  < @ BlakeMegido > Sanders: Dialogue [09:24]  < @ BlakeMegido > MacArthur: Dialogue [09:25]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : We won last time, so we're definitely going to kick some butt here too! [09:25]  < Bootylicious13 > Sanders:I sure hope so. Now that we can work better as a team, we can surely make it the distance again! [09:25]  < @ BlakeMegido > Oh, the events of the last race haven't happened. [09:25]  < @ BlakeMegido > This is an alternate canon. [09:26]  < Bootylicious13 > Oh, I'm sorry! I missed that. ;0; [09:26]
 * 1) td-camp [09:26]
 * 1) td-camp  by  BlakeMegido  [wibble] [09:27]  < Bootylicious13 > Sanders: We're police cadets in training, so we know exactly how to play while following the rules. [09:27]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : We also know how to stomp the competition! [09:28]  < Bootylicious13 > Sanders : Yeah, that too. Of course, we're definitely going to win, or at least I hope. [09:29]  < Bootylicious13 > MacArthur : You HOPE? There's no doubt we'll win, Sanders. [09:30]  < Bootylicious13 > Ehe, will that suffice? ;w; [09:31]  < Bootylicious13 > Or shall I do more? [09:31]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > That will be enough. :) [09:31]  < @ BlakeMegido > That's fine. [09:31]  < @ BlakeMegido > Don will handle the rest of the roleplaying portion. [09:31]  < Bootylicious13 > Okay, thank you. ;w; [09:32]  < @ BlakeMegido > DerpyandDawn [09:32]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Okay. [09:32]

 [09:50]  Mary: Yeah, it'll be as easy as a final exam in college algebra. Kudos to the teams that think they can win with sheer strength or popularity, but they'll find themselves as the lovers soon enough. [09:50]  *LOSERS OK WOW

 [09:51]  Mary: You said it! The probability for success is at its all-time high! [09:52]  Ellody : Exactly.

[09:01] < @ Tom|Jen> Jen: Oh, that's sad...

[09:01] < @ Tom|Jen> Jen: I would like help you and all.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:02] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: But YUCK that sweater is so... so...

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:02] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: It's... nothing!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:02] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Tom: No kidding. And that shade of burnt orange is pretty nauseating no offense.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:03] <Bootylicious13> Mary: Hey, clothes aren't exactly our top priority. Especially not now.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:04] <Bootylicious13> *The geniuses are attempting to build a castle from scratch, piling up sand and patting it into place.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:04] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: Y'know Ellody, you'd actually look really cute with some, actual foundation!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:05] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Tom: *nods* No kidding! Purple would look really nice on her.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:05] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: Oh my gosh! We could like totes give you a make over! *puts a flag onto the sand castle*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:06] <Bootylicious13> Ellody : Says you, you don't know how time-consuming our hobbies are.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:06] <Bootylicious13> Mary: That's cheating, isn't it? *points to the flag on their barely existing castle.*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:07] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: Like being wedged in a library? Hun, you should have some fun once in a while! *puts sea shells on the castle*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:07] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Tom: No, we made a flag so it can look pretty. Isn't it GORGEOUS? :D

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:08] <Bootylicious13> Mary : Uh, yeah, sure..

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:08] <Bootylicious13> Ellody : That IS fun, for us!

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:08] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Tom: EEE! *finishes castle* We're doneee! *goes to get local*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:08] < <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(128,128,128);white-space:pre-wrap;">@ <span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Tom|Jen> Jen: Meh. See you later! *starts running*

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:09] <Bootylicious13> Ellody :Ah, that's great.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;text-indent:-5pt;"><span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:09] <Bootylicious13> Mary:Let's keep building, I guess.

<span style="font-size:12.6667px;font-family:Consolas;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">[09:09] <Bootylicious13> Ellody :Ugh, the his is impossible. ..