Epic Audition

[14:52]  < Epic_ > hi [14:53]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Hello [14:53]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > This is the audition process for The Extreme Expedition [14:53]  < Epic_ > ok [14:53]  < @  DerpyandDawn  > Please tell me your name and who you are auditioning for. [14:53]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > I will ask a couple of questions, none that should invade your privacy. [14:54]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 1. Do you have any problems with people of a different race, gender, religion, or sexuality? [14:54]  < Epic_ > I am TheEpicDestroyer, and I am playing Ice Dancers, Goths, and Adversity Twins [14:54]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Only one at a time please. [14:54]  < Epic_ > I don't have a problem with people of different races, gender, religion, or sexuality [14:54]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Who would you like to audition for first? [14:55]  < Epic_ > I wanna start easy with the Adversity Twins [14:55]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Okay. [14:55]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 2. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate you're grammar? [14:55]  < Epic_ > 9.5 [14:55]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > 3. Would your characters be open to any relationships? Yes or no should suffice. [14:56]  < Epic_ > Yes to Adversity Twins (mostly Mickey). No to Ice Dancers and Goths [14:56]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > One at a time please. [14:56]  ==   Epic_  [6d4d75ba@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.77.117.186] has quit [Client Quit] [14:57]  ==   Epic_  [6d4d75ba@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.77.117.186] has joined  #td-camp [14:57]  < Epic_ > Sorry about that [14:57]  < Epic_ > Did you get my message about Yes or No? [14:57]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Yes. [14:57]  < Epic_ > Ok [14:57]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Anyway, sub-question a relationship with who? [14:58]  < Epic_ > Mickey and Kitty [14:58]  < Epic_ > i don't mind if a sisters roleplayer said no, though [14:58]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Okay. [14:58]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Next will be the roleplay segment. [14:58]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Please make a opening confessional for your character. [14:59]  < Epic_ > ok [14:59]  < Epic_ > one question before i start [14:59]  < Epic_ > Is this rp set after RR? [14:59]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > RR does not exist. [14:59]  < Epic_ > :( Okay [15:02]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Hello? [15:02]  < Epic_ > (Jay) Conf: We've been through a lot. And I mean, a lot! But we came here to prove to other people that we're not as weak as we look.  (Mickey) Conf: People like our mom, our dad, our gym teacher, our doctor, our nurse, our dentist, our psychiatrist, our thera-  (Jay) *shushes Mickey* But we know that we can win this if we push through adversity. Up high, Mickey! *raises hand for high five*  (Mickey) *tries high-fiving* *falls over o [15:03]  < Epic_ > oops [15:03]  < Epic_ > hold on [15:03]  < Epic_ > (Jay) Conf: We've been through a lot. And I mean, a lot! But we came here to prove to other people that we're not as weak as we look.   (Mickey) Conf: People like our mom, our dad, our gym teacher, our doctor, our nurse, our dentist, our psychiatrist, our thera-   (Jay) *shushes Mickey* But we know that we can win this if we push through adversity. Up high, Mickey! *raises hand for high five*   (Mickey) *tries high-fiving* *falls ove [15:03]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Okay that'll do. [15:03]  < Epic_ > *acute [15:03]  < Epic_ > irc sucks [15:03]  < @ DerpyandDawn  > Next will be team on team interaction. [15:03]  < Epic_ > k [15:03]  < Epic_ > Do you want me to rp that out? [15:04]  ==  DerpyandDawn has changed nick to  Mom|Daughter [15:04]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > (this takes place in Transylvania) [15:04]  < Epic_ > k [15:04]  < Epic_ > hold on: [15:05]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *walking through the mansion* Oh my gosh mom! I WANTED a mansion, but not like this! This mansion is so ratchet! *points to picture of a knight* Is that a gargoyle?! [15:05]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *nervously giggles* Hehe, quiet sweetie... we don't want to attract any bats... [15:05]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *screams* EW! [15:06]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Mom|Daughter: *bump into Adversity Twins* [15:07]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: Oh my gosh. We had to bump into Loser  #1  AND Loser  #2? I want to say I hope I didn't break their paper bones, but knowing them I PROBABLY did! [15:07]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *helps them up* Oh, uh, sorry about that... [15:07]  < Epic_ > OH [15:07]  < Epic_ > You meant team on team [15:07]  < Epic_ > I thought you meant Mickey and Jay [15:07]  < Epic_ > Ok I'll reply now [15:08]  < Epic_ > (Jay) We're fine. Lucky for us we're not allergic to minor bumps to the face *laughs* [15:08]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) Um, actually *nosebleed* [15:09]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: Oh my gosh that is like so gross! Fix it mom! [15:09]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: Uh... [15:09]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *holding breath* [15:09]  < Epic_ > (Jay) *hyperventilates* [15:09]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *grabs a crumpled up tissue from her pocket and puts it in Mickey's nose* [15:10]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *is breathing* Good. [15:10]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) Thank you but... isn't this a little dirty? [15:10]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: Stop complaining my mom literally just like, saved your life! [15:11]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) You're right. I'm a failure! [15:11]  < Epic_ > (Jay) Hey! Don't talk to my injured brother like that! *gets stared down by Taylor* Actually, do what you want *backs away nervously* [15:12]  < Epic_ >. [15:14]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *glares down at Jay* Smart choice. [15:15]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: Now sweetie, we could actually y'know... *whispers* WORK with them? [15:15]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *gasps* What? A chipotle like me... working with *points* THEM? They are like, weaker than your legs! [15:15]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: They made it this far though? [15:16]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: Ugh whatever. As long as they get me out of this ratchet castle. [15:16]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: Uh, so boys. Do you know how to get out? [15:16]  < Epic_ > (Jay) Wow I can't believe you wanna work with us! ...Oops, was that out loud? [15:16]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *rolls eyes* [15:16]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: Uh *points to door* I see a door! [15:16]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *about to run* [15:16]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *holds her back* [15:17]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) I have a natural sense of direction when it comes to things that traumatize me because they stay in my mind! Follow me! [15:17]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: You! *points to Mickey* Go see if that door works. [15:17]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *sees Mickey stand* Um, NOW?! [15:17]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) *opens curiously* This isn't how we came in, but okay. [15:17]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) *bats fly in his face* BAAA-ATS [15:17]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > (Mickey falls through) [15:18]  < Epic_ > (Jay) MICKEY! *runs to his aid, trips over shoelace, landing on Mickey* [15:18]  < Epic_ > (Mickey) (Jay) *both fall* [15:18]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: Oh my gosh! I like, TOLD you they would flop! [15:18]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *sighs* [15:18]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Taylor: *points to a open  door* Let's go! [15:18]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Kelly: *runs* [15:18]  ==   Epic_  [6d4d75ba@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.77.117.186] has quit [Quit: Page closed] [15:18]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > --END-- [15:19]  ==   Epic_  [6d4d75ba@gateway/web/freenode/ip.109.77.117.186] has joined  #td-camp [15:19]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > --END-- [15:19]  < @  Mom|Daughter  > Thanks for auditioning! [15:19]  < Epic_ > Thanks Derpy [15:19]  < Epic_ > I can do more tomorrow cause I g2g in a second [15:19]  < @ Mom|Daughter  > Okay! [15:19]  < Epic_ > Bye